“Define yourself in three words.”
“Suck my balls.”
For these and other reasons you ended up at DaHouse™
A villa on the outskirts:
—You are a grey Fairy.
—Cool.
—I am a black Fairy.
—Neat.
—The white Fairy is the one who rules this.
—Yummy.
—An acid?
—Only one?
They give you little food. You entered with 240 lbs. You aren’t going to faint!
They also tried to deprieve you from sleep, you told them to fuck off.
—We speak with the dead here.
—We all do?
—What are you talking about!?
—Yes, look. *He takes out his phone and shows WhatsAppPlus™*.
They hurry you:
—Look, you’ve been living here for three weeks now and the white Fairy needs CosmicMoney™.
—Neat, Imma see her.
—Nobody sees the white Fairy!
—Step out of my fucking way.
…
—What a cock you have, Socio.
—Call me TransparentFairy™.
