Falling asleep over a midnight thought
And that’s why. That’s why.
Eureka! The secret of life.
Because today you went out,
Now as the clock is about to strike twelve,
For you to fall asleep.
And you’ve realized, all by yourself,
That it could’ve been anyone.
That gal who winked you an eye,
The other who was walking with her boyfriend,
Holding hands…
And as each one of you turned around,
You realized you were looking at eachother’s butts.
Not to mention all of your exes,
Or why the hell not,
That sassy guy who puckered up as you walked by.
Now, as the clock strikes twelve,
You realize, you’re somebody’s reason to masturbate.
