Writing Technique VI: Automatic Writing

Step 1:

Grab a pen and a sheet of paper.

Step 2:

Say “I’m sober”.

Step 3:

Say “I’ve transcribed it since it was too blurry”.

Step 4:

Say “All that from Step 1 to Just Relax” was in your hand-written piece of paper.

STEP 5:

Irrealism.

Step 6:

Stop saying you’re creating writing genres or they’ll treat you crazy.

Step 7:

Play off your high.

Step 8:

Say “Step 7 was clownin’ dog”.

Step 9:

Just Relax.

Step 10:

Thanks for reading.